[My=
former co-worker and his wife banter on line. At least HE does. =
She tries to ignore him. But fun to read. Here is another =
installment of their dialog]
Mar=
y: "Wayne, why are you wearing your good church slacks to work out =
in the garden?"
Way=
ne: "Well dear, I wanted to wear my camouflage jeans, but I looked =
all over and couldn’t find them.
~~
Way=
ne: “I was reading my National Geographic and it says cannibals =
are not very sociable."
Mar=
y: "That’s something I never heard before. I wonder =
why?"
Way=
ne: "I suppose it’s because they’re fed up with =
people."
~~
Wayne: =
“Did you know that I was once offered a job in a =
crematorium?"
Mary: =
"Really? Why didn’t you take =
it?"
Wayne: =
"Well, I knew I couldn’t urn a good living =
there."
~~
Mar=
y: “I was reading a magazine the other day and it said the Amazon =
was the longest river in the world, but I thought it was the Nile. How =
much longer is the Amazon than the Nile?”
Way=
ne: (without looking up from a crossword puzzle) "Two =
letters!"
~~
Way=
ne: (as Mary was making lasagna yesterday) "Say, did you hear that =
the famous Italian Chef Boyardee died?"
Mar=
y: "No. What happened?"
Way=
ne: "Well, he just pasta way."
Mar=
y: (ignoring him) "Oh, that’s too bad."
Way=
ne: "Guess he just ran out of thyme."
Mar=
y: (still ignoring him) "Yes, we all have to go."
Way=
ne: "But I predict his legacy will be a pizza =
history."
~~
Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] =
www.grif.net
"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"