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04/19/21 Grif.Net – More from Wayne & Mary

04/19/21 Grif.Net – More from Wayne & Mary

[My=
former co-worker and his wife banter on line.  At least HE does. =
She tries to ignore him.  But fun to read.  Here is another =
installment of their dialog]

 

Mar=
y: "Wayne, why are you wearing your good church slacks to work out =
in the garden?"

Way=
ne: "Well dear, I wanted to wear my camouflage jeans, but I looked =
all over and couldn’t find them.

 

~~

Way=
ne: “I was reading my National Geographic and it says cannibals =
are not very sociable."

Mar=
y: "That’s something I never heard before. I wonder =
why?"

Way=
ne: "I suppose it’s because they’re fed up with =
people."

 

~~

Wayne: =
“Did you know that I was once offered a job in a =
crematorium?"

Mary: =
"Really?  Why didn’t you take =
it?"

Wayne: =
"Well, I knew I couldn’t urn a good living =
there."

 

~~

Mar=
y: “I was reading a magazine the other day and it said the Amazon =
was the longest river in the world, but I thought it was the Nile. How =
much longer is the Amazon than the Nile?”

Way=
ne: (without looking up from a crossword puzzle) "Two =
letters!"

 

~~

Way=
ne: (as Mary was making lasagna yesterday) "Say, did you hear that =
the famous Italian Chef Boyardee died?"

Mar=
y: "No.  What happened?"

Way=
ne: "Well, he just pasta way."

Mar=
y: (ignoring him) "Oh, that’s too bad."

Way=
ne: "Guess he just ran out of thyme."

Mar=
y: (still ignoring him) "Yes, we all have to go."

Way=
ne: "But I predict his legacy will be a pizza =
history."

 

~~

Dr Bob Griffin =

bob@grif.net =
www.grif.net

"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"