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04/16/21 Grif.Net – Little-known Facts about Pets

04/16/21 Grif.Net – Little-known Facts about Pets

In ancient =
Egypt cats were worshipped as gods.  They have not forgotten =
this.

 

Why do dogs =
always race to the door when the doorbell rings?  It’s hardly =
ever for them.

 

Does the =
animal’s size really matter?  Whales are endangered while the =
ant seems to be doing just fine.

 

Everything =
comes to those who wait. Except a cat.

 

Dolphins are =
so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to =
stand on the very edge of the pool and give them =
food.

 

Dogs have =
owners, cats have staff.

 

A Dachshund is =
an animal half-a-dog high and a dog-and-a-half =
long.

 

You can lead =
your horse to water, but a pencil has to be =
lead.

 

Taking =
grandkids to the river, I find that a duck’s opinion of me is =
heavily influenced by whether or not I have =
bread.

 

Winston =
Churchill said, “I’m fond of pigs.  Dogs look up to us. =
Cats look down on us. But pigs treat us as =
equals.”

 

I told my =
grandson to help give the cat a bath.  Now he wants to know how to =
get rid of the fur on his tongue.

 

We joined a =
protest against animal testing. After all, they get nervous and give the =
wrong answers anyway.

 

~~

Dr Bob Griffin =

bob@grif.net www.grif.net =

"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"