04/13/21 Grif.Net – Church Typos (part 4)

04/13/21 Grif.Net – Church Typos (part 4)

[Sometimes =
there is NO ERROR in the typing or spelling, but the WORDING of the =
bulletin information may cause you to raise an eyebrow. Like =


“Last =
Sunday, the visiting Evangelist spoke briefly, much to the delight of =
the congregation.”


“We =
welcome Carl to our congregation. His cell phone number is 555-436-8728 =
but he has requested we keep this =


“The =
Over-Sixties Choir will be disbanded for the winter with the thanks of =
the entire church.”


“Our new =
internet ministry is filled with references to our e-commerce, e-mail, =
and e-pistles.”


“A =
men’s-only worship group will be held Tuesday.  Nancy Palmer =
will preside.”


“Special =
thanks to Angela Lewis for donating an organ to help our music =


“Please =
place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased person you =
want remembered.”


“Let us =
bow in prayer for the many who are sick of our =


-esteem support group will meet at 7:00 pm. Please use the back door and =
go to the basement.”



Dr Bob Griffin

"Jesus Knows Me, This I =