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03/11/21 Grif.Net – Hangin’ Offense

03/11/21 Grif.Net – Hangin’ Offense

A =
cowboy rode into a strange town and saw carpenters finishing work on a =
gallows.

 

Not=
icing a rider tying up his horse in front of the hotel, he called, =
"Hey, are you folks gonna hang someone?"

The guy =
nodded. "Yup. We’re fixin’ to hang Brown Paper =
Larry."

The cowboy’s brow furrowed. "How come he’s =
called Brown Paper Larry?"

"Well," said the guy, =
"the man always wears clothes made of brown paper. Brown paper =
shirts. Brown paper pants. Brown paper cowboy hat. Even brown paper =
socks."

The visitor pondered this for a moment, then asked, =
"What are ya hangin’ him =
for?"

"Rustling."

 

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Dr Bob Griffin =

bob@grif.net =
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Knows Me, This I Love!"