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02/12/21 Grif.Net – Status Updates

02/12/21 Grif.Net – Status Updates

[I enjoy an =
unusual group of unusual friends who usually post some unusual stuff on =
their walls, emails or blogs.]

 

Tony L warns, =
“Don’t tell secrets in the garden.  The potatoes have =
eyes, the corn has ears, and the =
beanstalk.”

 

Joe B opines, =
“No one has ever said, I want some good up-north =
cooking.”

 

Scott M asks, =
“I’ve often wondered why ballerinas always dance on their =
tiptoes. Why don’t they just get taller =
girls?”

 

John G said, =
“I take for granite peoples bad grammar. Pacifically, how there =
always thinking its supposably write to say ‘for all intensive =
purposes’.”

 

David L =
reminds us, “Don’t be worried about your TV, Alexa, or smart =
phone spying on you.  Your vacuum cleaner has been gathering the =
dirt for years.”

 

Danielle S =
teaches, “Nothing in the world starts with the letter =
‘n’ and ends with the letter =
‘g’.”

 

Thom D offers, =
“I need to re-home a small terrier that tends to bark a lot.  =
If you’re interested, let my know and I’ll jump over my =
neighbor’s fence and get it for =
you.”

 

Paul S says, =
“Six-thirty is the best time of the day, hands =
down.”

 

Wayne I related, “I’ve been studying the thesaurus =
lately because I believe the mind is a terrible thing to =
garbage.”

 

Hank W shared, “Every English dictionary has at =
least one word spelled wrong.”

 

Christina M wonders, “Taco Bell is selling =
fries.  Burger King is selling tacos. KFC is putting Cheetos on =
chicken sandwiches.  I knew we shouldn’t have legalized =
marijuana.”

 

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Dr Bob Griffin =

bob@grif.net =
www.grif.net

"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"