[I enjoy an =
unusual group of unusual friends who usually post some unusual stuff on =
their walls, emails or blogs.]
Tony L warns, =
“Don’t tell secrets in the garden. The potatoes have =
eyes, the corn has ears, and the =
beanstalk.”
Joe B opines, =
“No one has ever said, I want some good up-north =
cooking.”
Scott M asks, =
“I’ve often wondered why ballerinas always dance on their =
tiptoes. Why don’t they just get taller =
girls?”
John G said, =
“I take for granite peoples bad grammar. Pacifically, how there =
always thinking its supposably write to say ‘for all intensive =
purposes’.”
David L =
reminds us, “Don’t be worried about your TV, Alexa, or smart =
phone spying on you. Your vacuum cleaner has been gathering the =
dirt for years.”
Danielle S =
teaches, “Nothing in the world starts with the letter =
‘n’ and ends with the letter =
‘g’.”
Thom D offers, =
“I need to re-home a small terrier that tends to bark a lot. =
If you’re interested, let my know and I’ll jump over my =
neighbor’s fence and get it for =
you.”
Paul S says, =
“Six-thirty is the best time of the day, hands =
down.”
Wayne I related, “I’ve been studying the thesaurus =
lately because I believe the mind is a terrible thing to =
garbage.”
Hank W shared, “Every English dictionary has at =
least one word spelled wrong.”
Christina M wonders, “Taco Bell is selling =
fries. Burger King is selling tacos. KFC is putting Cheetos on =
chicken sandwiches. I knew we shouldn’t have legalized =
marijuana.”
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Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] =
www.grif.net
"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"