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12/18/20 Grif.Net – Snow Laughing Matter (part 6)

12/18/20 Grif.Net – Snow Laughing Matter (part 6)

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ill need even MORE lame jokes for the kids of all ages around the =
tree?]

Q: What did Santa say to Mrs. Claus when he saw their =
Christmas tree?

A: =
It looks okay, but you could spruce it up a bit.

 

Q: =
What’s the forecast for Christmas Eve?

A: =
Rain, dear.

 

Q: =
Did you hear about the group of reindeer who got into =
trouble?

A: =
Yeah, I herd.

 

Q: =
Why was the candy cane so expensive?

A: =
It was in mint condition.

 

Q: =
What does Rudolph do when Santa drives too fast?

A: =
Hold on for deer life.

 

Q: =
How does Santa capture Christmas memories?

A: =
His North Pole-oroid camera

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Q: =
What’s the difference between a normal alphabet and the North Pole =
alphabet?

A: =
That alphabet has no L

 

Q: =
What do you call someone who is afraid of Santa?

A: =
Claus-trophobic.

 

Q: =
What do you say when you give someone a set of spices for =
Christmas?

A: =
Season’s greetings.

 

Q: =
Why did the shepherds take a doctor to check on Jesus in the =
manger?

A: =
Be sure he was in stable condition.

 

Q: =
What did the wise men say after they offered up their gifts of gold and =
frankincense?

A: =
Wait, there’s myrrh.

 

Q: =
What does Santa use to keep from getting sick visiting homes during the =
Pandemic?

A: =
Santa-tizer.

 

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Dr Bob Griffin =

bob@grif.net =
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"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"