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12/11/20 Grif.Net – Snow Laughing Matter (part 3)

12/11/20 Grif.Net – Snow Laughing Matter (part 3)

[Report from =
early Christmas celebrations]

The ski trip started great, but it =
all went downhill from there.

 

Mother knows =
best, but when winter comes, Mother =
Nature snows best.

 

I was trying =
to break the ice with a cute guy, but he kept giving me the cold =
shoulder.

 

For those of =
us who live in northern climates, winter is snow =
problem.

 

I am the ghost of Christmas Future Perfect Subjunctive: I =
will show you what would have happened were you not to have changed your =
ways.

 

When someone =
wishes me a “Happy December” instead of “Merry =
Christmas”, it always leaves me cold.

 

I thought we =
were going sledding, but we went skiing instead. You might say I was =
mis-sled.

 

I was going to =
buy a necklace for my wife for Christmas, but when I asked her what she =
wanted she said “Nothing special”. So . . =
.

 

~~

Dr Bob Griffin =

bob@grif.net =
www.grif.net

"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"