Grif.Net

12/10/20 Grif.Net -Did You Hear?

12/10/20 Grif.Net -Did You Hear?

Did you hear =
about the chicken that went to a s=E9ance?

She wanted to =
get to the other side.

 

Did you hear =
about the claustrophobic astronaut?

He just needed =
a little space.

 

Did you hear =
about the math teacher who is afraid of negative =
numbers?
She’ll stop at nothing to avoid =
them.

 

Did you hear =
about the place were they make average items?

It’s =
satisfactory.

 

Did you hear =
about the new exercise for lazy people?

They’re =
called diddly-squats.

 

Did you hear =
about the dog who did magic tricks?

It’s =
called a labracadabrador.

 

Did you hear =
about the Oreo who went to the dentist?

Evidently it =
lost its filling.

 

Did you hear =
about the dog who ate all the scrabble tiles?

He kept =
leaving little messages all around the house.

 

Did you hear =
about the M&M that enrolled at university?

Guess he =
wanted to be a Smartie.

 

Did you hear =
that I got my wife a new refrigerator for =
Christmas?

Can’t =
wait to see her face light up when she opens it.

 

~~

Dr Bob Griffin =

bob@grif.net =
www.grif.net

"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"