Did you hear =
about the chicken that went to a s=E9ance?
She wanted to =
get to the other side.
Did you hear =
about the claustrophobic astronaut?
He just needed =
a little space.
Did you hear =
about the math teacher who is afraid of negative =
numbers?
She’ll stop at nothing to avoid =
them.
Did you hear =
about the place were they make average items?
It’s =
satisfactory.
Did you hear =
about the new exercise for lazy people?
They’re =
called diddly-squats.
Did you hear =
about the dog who did magic tricks?
It’s =
called a labracadabrador.
Did you hear =
about the Oreo who went to the dentist?
Evidently it =
lost its filling.
Did you hear =
about the dog who ate all the scrabble tiles?
He kept =
leaving little messages all around the house.
Did you hear =
about the M&M that enrolled at university?
Guess he =
wanted to be a Smartie.
Did you hear =
that I got my wife a new refrigerator for =
Christmas?
Can’t =
wait to see her face light up when she opens it.
~~
Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] =
www.grif.net
"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"