12/03/20 Grif.Net – Classic Humor

12/03/20 Grif.Net – Classic Humor

[I am a =
product of the early 60’s when as a teen my humor solidified into =
the quivering mess it is today.]

Listening to =
Groucho Marx

“I never =
forget a face, but in your case I’m willing to make an =


Listening to =
Bob Newhart as a driving instructor

“Turn =
right here.  [Pause]  Well, now, that was my fault. You see I =
meant the next street. Not this man’s =


Listening to =
Bob Hope at the Academy Awards
“Welcome to the Academy Awards, =
or, as it’s known at my house, =


Listening to =
Phyllis Diller

“I will =
never give up. I’m in my 14th year of a 10-day beauty =


Listening to =
Rocky & Bullwinkle

Bullwinkle: =
"I’m going to give him a piece of my =

Rocky: =
"That’s what I like about you- no matter how little you have, =
you’re still willing to share!"


Listening to =
Bill Cosby

“Noah, =
how long can you tread water?”


Listening to =
Benny Hill

“Just =
because nobody complains, not all parachutes are =


Listening to =
Henny Youngman

“The =
secret to a happy marriage remains a =


Listening to =
Rodney Dangerfield

“I get =
no respect: I played hide and seek; they wouldn’t even look for =



Dr Bob Griffin = =

"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"