10/19/20 Grif.Net – Status Report

10/19/20 Grif.Net – Status Report

[More of my =
friends share what they are thinking or doing.  Blame =


Marilyn L =
shares, “My body ain’t what it used to be.  Even when =
I’m naked I want to slip into something more comfortable.” =


Paul F reminds =
us, “I met a woman outside the mall crying. Said she’d lost =
$200, so I gave her a $20 bill  from the $200 I’d found. When =
God blesses you, you have to bless =


Wanda R =
ponders: “Which essential oil will calm down my entire family the =
best?  Chloroform?”


Ken M wonders, =
“Does the person who invented the back-up beeper stand behind =
their product?”


Tony L asks, =
“If someone plays Christmas music in October, are you allowed to =
kill them and use their corpse as a Halloween =


Elizabeth N =
lamented, “After eating Chinese, I found no message in my cookie, =


Scott C =
states, “I was asked if Baptists have services where we bless =
animals. I asked if saying grace over fried chicken at the church =
pot-luck counted.”


Connie P asks, =
“If you had to choose between eating tacos every day or being =
skinny for the rest of your life, would you choose hard-shell or =
soft-shell tacos?”


Ken Mc admits, =
“Scientists say that one day we may be able to live on Mars. I =
tried it for a month and gained 30 =


Barbara T =
warns: “Do NOT let them take your temperature going into the =
store. It’s a scam to erase your memory. I went in for bread and =
eggs and came home with Blue Bell Ice Cream and =


Andrew B asks, =
“Imagine we were out walking and found 73 million dollars.  =
What would you do with your 3 million?”


Scott M said, =
I bought my =
wife a slinky dress yesterday. She looked fabulous coming down the =
stairs just now.”



Dr Bob Griffin = =

"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"