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10/16/20 Grif.Net – Bulletin Bloopers

10/16/20 Grif.Net – Bulletin Bloopers

[The following =
are reported ‘bulletin bloopers’ found in churches from =
across the United States. Some old, some new. All bring a =
smile.]


"Next =
Sunday Mrs. Vinson will be soloist for the morning service. The pastor =
will then speak on ‘Life’s  Terrible =
Experiences’."

"Due to the Pastor’s illness, =
Wednesday’s healing services will be discontinued until further =
notice."

"This week Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM. =
Please use large double door at the side =
entrance."

"Remember in prayer the many who are sick of =
our church and community."

"The Jr High youth will be =
presenting excerpts from Shakespeare’s Hamlet in the auditorium on =
Friday at 7 PM. The congregation is invited to attend this =
tragedy."

"Don’t miss today’s sermon: ‘Should a =
Christian Drink?’ with hymns from a full choir."

Note in =
bulletin updating the minister’s illness: "God is good – Pastor is =
better."

"Eight new choir robes are currently needed, =
due to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of =
some older ones."

“A new loudspeaker system has been =
installed in the church, given by Mr. Smith in honor of his =
wife.”

 

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Dr Bob Griffin =

bob@grif.net =
www.grif.net

"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"