[The following =
are reported ‘bulletin bloopers’ found in churches from =
across the United States. Some old, some new. All bring a =
Sunday Mrs. Vinson will be soloist for the morning service. The pastor =
will then speak on ‘Life’s Terrible =
"Due to the Pastor’s illness, =
Wednesday’s healing services will be discontinued until further =
"This week Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM. =
Please use large double door at the side =
"Remember in prayer the many who are sick of =
our church and community."
"The Jr High youth will be =
presenting excerpts from Shakespeare’s Hamlet in the auditorium on =
Friday at 7 PM. The congregation is invited to attend this =
"Don’t miss today’s sermon: ‘Should a =
Christian Drink?’ with hymns from a full choir."
Note in =
bulletin updating the minister’s illness: "God is good – Pastor is =
"Eight new choir robes are currently needed, =
due to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of =
some older ones."
“A new loudspeaker system has been =
installed in the church, given by Mr. Smith in honor of his =
Dr Bob Griffin =
Knows Me, This I Love!"