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09/14/20 Grif.Net – A Dozen College Evaluation Reports

09/14/20 Grif.Net – A Dozen College Evaluation Reports

[Some old, now =
new, all way too close to reality. Feel free to use any of these =
describing students finally back in the classroom after months of virus =
shut-down]

 

1. Works well =
only when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a =
trap

2. Classmates =
would follow him anywhere, but only out of morbid =
curiosity.

3. She should =
go far . . . and the sooner she starts the =
better.

4. He is =
really not so much of a has-been but more of a definite won’t =
be.

5. Since =
before the forced shut-down in March, he has reached rock bottom and has =
started to dig.

6. When she =
opens her mouth, it seems that this is only to change whichever foot was =
previously in there.

7. He would be =
out of his depth in a parking lot =
puddle.

8. This young =
lady has delusions of adequacy.

9. She sets =
low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve =
them.

10. This =
student is depriving a village somewhere of an =
idiot.

 

11. She was =
left on the Tilt-A-Whirl a bit too long as a =
baby.

 

12. He is not =
the sharpest crayon in the box.

~~

Dr Bob Griffin =

bob@grif.net =
www.grif.net

"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"