[A couple =
weeks ago I posted some jokes about letter carriers in the postal =
service and response was so overwhelming (2 people said they liked it) =
that I’m devoting a week to more postal humor] =
A lady bought =
a stamp at the post office and asked the clerk, "Shall I stick it =
The postal =
clerk replied, "It’ll get there faster if you stick it on the =
The post =
office says they’re raising the price of first-class stamps five cents =
because they need to upgrade their equipment.
they’re going from semi-automatics Glocks to Uzis. =
What do you =
call Bob the Mailman after he retired?
I wrote a =
letter to the Postmaster General once on ways to improve mail =
Evidently, it =
I remember =
when the Postal workers started a slow-down strike for a pay =
They had to =
call it off — nobody noticed.
I give ’em =
this though. The rural letter-carriers are more considerate than =
their urban counterparts.
In small town =
stations, all of the packages marked "Fragile" are thrown =
One good thing =
about the Post Office — it’s over 200 years old and yet it’s never been =
hindered by progress.
I just got my =
new driver’s license in the mail the other day.
it expired last month.
Dr Bob Griffin =
Knows Me, This I Love!"