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08/17/20 Grif.Net – Going Postal (part 1)

08/17/20 Grif.Net – Going Postal (part 1)

[A couple =
weeks ago I posted some jokes about letter carriers in the postal =
service and response was so overwhelming (2 people said they liked it) =
that I’m devoting a week to more postal  humor] =

 

A lady bought =
a stamp at the post office and asked the clerk, "Shall I stick it =
on myself?"

The postal =
clerk replied, "It’ll get there faster if you stick it on the =
envelope."

 

The post =
office says they’re raising the price of first-class stamps five cents =
because they need to upgrade their equipment.

Apparently, =
they’re going from semi-automatics Glocks to Uzis. =

 

What do you =
call Bob the Mailman after he retired?

Bob.=

 

I wrote a =
letter to the Postmaster General once on ways to improve mail =
service. 

Evidently, it =
got lost.

 

I remember =
when the Postal workers started a slow-down strike for a pay =
raise.

They had to =
call it off — nobody noticed.

 

I give ’em =
this though.  The rural letter-carriers are more considerate than =
their urban counterparts.

In small town =
stations, all of the packages marked "Fragile" are thrown =
underhand.

 

One good thing =
about the Post Office — it’s over 200 years old and yet it’s never been =
hindered by progress.

 

I just got my =
new driver’s license in the mail the other day.

Unfortunately, =
it expired last month.

 

~~

Dr Bob Griffin =

bob@grif.net =
www.grif.net

"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"