06/22/20 Grif.Net – Common Questions on Having Babies

06/22/20 Grif.Net – Common Questions on Having Babies

Q #1. Should I =
have a baby after 35?
A. No, 35 children is enough.

Q #2. When =
will my baby move?
A. With any luck, right after he finishes =

Q #3. How will I know if my vomiting is morning sickness =
or the flu?
A. If it’s the flu, in a week you’ll get =


Q #4. Since I =
became pregnant, my body seems to have grown. Is there anything that =
gets smaller during pregnancy?
A. Yes, your bladder.

Q #5. =
What is the most common pregnancy craving?
A. For men to be the ones =
who get pregnant.

Q #6. What is the most reliable method to =
determine a baby’s sex?
A. Childbirth.

Q #7. The more pregnant =
I get, the more often strangers smile at me. Why?
A. Maybe because =
you’re fatter than they are.

Q #8. My wife is five months =
pregnant and so moody that sometimes she’s borderline irrational.
A. =
So what’s your question?

Q #9. Do I have to have a baby =
A. Not if you changed the baby’s diaper =

Q #10. Our =
baby is about a week old. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal =

A. See answer =
to question #2.


Dr Bob Griffin = =

"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"