Q: How do you =
invite friends to a Wyoming wedding held on a =
ranch?
A: By Western =
Union.
Q: Did you =
hear about the new restaurant on the moon?
A: Food was =
good, but it lacked atmosphere.
Q: How is cat =
food sold?
A: Fifty cents =
purr can.
Q: =
What’s the best snack to eat sitting at a =
computer?
A: =
Microchips.
Q: What do you =
call a study of shopping?
A: =
Buy-ology.
Q: If an =
elephant with big ears was called Dumbo, what do you call an elephant =
with no teeth?
A: =
Gumbo.
Q: What do you =
call a dinosaur that destroys everything in its =
path?
A: =
Tyrannosaurus Wrecks.
Q: Why are =
crabs so stingy?
A: Because =
they are all shellfish.
Q: Why did the =
boy study a book on electricity?
A: His teacher =
wanted him to enjoy light reading.
Q: What =
happened to the burglar who fell into wet =
cement?
A: He became a =
hardened criminal.
Q: How come a =
little girl became the teacher’s pet?
A: Because the =
teacher couldn’t afford a dog.
~~
Dr Bob Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net
"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"