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05/27/20 Grif.Net – Still MORE Q&A for Kids

05/27/20 Grif.Net – Still MORE Q&A for Kids

Q: How do you =
invite friends to a Wyoming wedding held on a =
ranch?

A: By Western =
Union.

 

Q: Did you =
hear about the new restaurant on the moon?

A: Food was =
good, but it lacked atmosphere.

 

Q: How is cat =
food sold?

A: Fifty cents =
purr can.

 

Q: =
What’s the best snack to eat sitting at a =
computer?

A: =
Microchips.

 

Q: What do you =
call a study of shopping?

A: =
Buy-ology.

 

Q: If an =
elephant with big ears was called Dumbo, what do you call an elephant =
with no teeth?

A: =
Gumbo.

 

Q: What do you =
call a dinosaur that destroys everything in its =
path?

A: =
Tyrannosaurus Wrecks.

 

Q: Why are =
crabs so stingy?

A: Because =
they are all shellfish.

 

Q: Why did the =
boy study a book on electricity?

A: His teacher =
wanted him to enjoy light reading.

 

Q: What =
happened to the burglar who fell into wet =
cement?

A: He became a =
hardened criminal.

 

Q: How come a =
little girl became the teacher’s pet?

A: Because the =
teacher couldn’t afford a dog.

 

~~

Dr Bob Griffin

bob@grif.net www.grif.net

"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"