Andy C =
admitted, “I honestly hadn’t planned to give up this much =
for Lent.”
Ken M =
explained, “I think the most groundbreaking invention of all time =
was the shovel.”
Lyssa Z =
testified, “I’ve found out I have 3 new hobbies I never =
realized. #1 is eating at restaurants, #2 is going to =
non-essential businesses, and #3 is touching my =
face.”
Beth N said, =
“As you age, you have to think positively about everything. The =
other day I fell down the steps and instead of getting upset, I thought, =
“Wow! That’s the fastest I’ve moved in =
years!”
Mark I. =
shared, “Buying my wife a matching belt and bag for her birthday. =
Sure she’ll have that vacuum cleaner fixed in no =
time.”
Wayne I quipped, “Every morning I announce to my =
family that I am going jogging, but then I don’t go.
It’s a running =
joke.”
Carol B =
advised, “I’m stocking up on ice cream, toppings, sprinkles =
and fruit in case I have to self-quarantine for a month of =
sundaes.”
Gary admitted, "When I hear God’s still, small voice, =
it’s often because I left my audio Bible on."
Jim related, =
“I told my wife I was so thankful to have someone I really enjoy =
to be quarantined with. She replied that it must be =
nice.”
Wanda was =
asked if the virus threat is really that bad. She answered, =
“All churches and all casinos are closed. When Heaven AND Hell =
both agree on the same thing, it must be pretty =
serious.”
Mark F reminds =
us that, “Cars aren’t the only thing that get recalled by =
their Maker.”
Audrey =
observed, “Now all of a sudden having a mask, rubber gloves, duct =
tape, a gallon of bleach and plastic sheeting in the trunk of my car is =
okay.”
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Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] =
www.grif.net
"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"