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02/21/20 Grif.Net – MORE Failed Church Signs

02/21/20 Grif.Net – MORE Failed Church Signs

[More church =
message signs]

 

“What =
part of ‘THOU SHALT NOT’ don’t you =
understand?”

 

“Jesus =
is watching, but the police have radar”

 

“Free =
drinks.  Just kidding.  Free =
Jesus”

 

“Hooked =
on Hokey Pokey? Come in and turn yourself =
around”

 

“We do =
Christmas because it’s easier to spell than =
Hanukkah”

 

“Church =
shopping? We’re open Sundays”

 

“To err =
is human.  To arrrrr is pirate”

 

“A long =
time ago in a Galilee far, far away”

 

~~

Dr Bob Griffin =

bob@grif.net =
www.grif.net

"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"