[More church =
message signs]
“What =
part of ‘THOU SHALT NOT’ don’t you =
understand?”
“Jesus =
is watching, but the police have radar”
“Free =
drinks. Just kidding. Free =
Jesus”
“Hooked =
on Hokey Pokey? Come in and turn yourself =
around”
“We do =
Christmas because it’s easier to spell than =
Hanukkah”
“Church =
shopping? We’re open Sundays”
“To err =
is human. To arrrrr is pirate”
“A long =
time ago in a Galilee far, far away”
~~
Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] =
www.grif.net
"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"