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01/27/20 Grif.Net – Status Updates

01/27/20 Grif.Net – Status Updates

After the =
holidays, Tonya Z pleaded: “Alexa, delete my =
belly”

 

Jenna related =
her story: “I asked me husband just to take the spider out and not =
kill it.  He returned after taking the spider out and evidently had =
a few drinks.  He told me he was glad he hadn’t killed the =
pest since the spider seemed nice and had a great job as a web =
designer.”

 

Steve reminds =
us, “One day you’re young and fun and the next you’re =
turning off the car radio so you can see an address =
better.”

 

Julie sighed, =
“I’m not worried about my smart phone, the TV or Alexa =
spying on me.  I think my vacuum has been gathering dirt on us for =
years.”

 

George said, =
“I was told that for every piece of chocolate you eat, you shorten =
your life by two minutes.  I did the math.  Evidently I died =
in 1543.”

 

Sue opined, “My idea of a Super Bowl is a toilet =
that cleans itself.”

 

Matthew asked, “Why does ‘monosyllabic’ have five =
syllables?”

 

Reed’s =
Bumper Sticker: “Sorry for driving so close in front of =
you.”

 

Lu lamented, “What did our parents do to kill =
boredom before the internet? I asked my 26 brothers and sisters and they =
didn’t know either.”

 

Patricia H =
admitted, “It’s been 6 months since I bought a gym =
membership, and still no results. I’m heading there in person =
tomorrow to find out what’s going =
on.”

 

John shared, “Check engine light went on. So I =
checked. It’s still there.”

 

Terry =
recognized, “I find living in the 60’s was far better than =
living now in my 60’s.”

 

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Dr Bob Griffin =

bob@grif.net =
www.grif.net

"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"