01/27/20 Grif.Net – Status Updates

01/27/20 Grif.Net – Status Updates

After the =
holidays, Tonya Z pleaded: “Alexa, delete my =


Jenna related =
her story: “I asked me husband just to take the spider out and not =
kill it.  He returned after taking the spider out and evidently had =
a few drinks.  He told me he was glad he hadn’t killed the =
pest since the spider seemed nice and had a great job as a web =


Steve reminds =
us, “One day you’re young and fun and the next you’re =
turning off the car radio so you can see an address =


Julie sighed, =
“I’m not worried about my smart phone, the TV or Alexa =
spying on me.  I think my vacuum has been gathering dirt on us for =


George said, =
“I was told that for every piece of chocolate you eat, you shorten =
your life by two minutes.  I did the math.  Evidently I died =
in 1543.”


Sue opined, “My idea of a Super Bowl is a toilet =
that cleans itself.”


Matthew asked, “Why does ‘monosyllabic’ have five =


Reed’s =
Bumper Sticker: “Sorry for driving so close in front of =


Lu lamented, “What did our parents do to kill =
boredom before the internet? I asked my 26 brothers and sisters and they =
didn’t know either.”


Patricia H =
admitted, “It’s been 6 months since I bought a gym =
membership, and still no results. I’m heading there in person =
tomorrow to find out what’s going =


John shared, “Check engine light went on. So I =
checked. It’s still there.”


Terry =
recognized, “I find living in the 60’s was far better than =
living now in my 60’s.”



Dr Bob Griffin = =

"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"