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01/21/20 Grif.Net – Funerals with Ole & Lena, part 2

01/21/20 Grif.Net – Funerals with Ole & Lena, part 2

Ole died. So =
Lena went to the local paper to put a notice in the obituaries. The =
gentleman at the counter, after offering his condolences, asked Lena =
what she would like to say about Ole.

 

Lena replied, =
"Just put two words: ‘Ole died’."

 

The gentleman, =
somewhat perplexed, said, "That’s it? Just ‘Ole died?’ Surely, =
there must be something more you’d like to say about Ole. If its money =
you’re concerned about, the first five words are free. You must say =
something more."

 

So Lena =
pondered for a few minutes and finally said, "O.K. You put ‘Ole =
died. Boat for sale."

 

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Dr Bob Griffin =

bob@grif.net =
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Knows Me, This I Love!"