Ole died. So =
Lena went to the local paper to put a notice in the obituaries. The =
gentleman at the counter, after offering his condolences, asked Lena =
what she would like to say about Ole.
Lena replied, =
"Just put two words: ‘Ole died’."
The gentleman, =
somewhat perplexed, said, "That’s it? Just ‘Ole died?’ Surely, =
there must be something more you’d like to say about Ole. If its money =
you’re concerned about, the first five words are free. You must say =
So Lena =
pondered for a few minutes and finally said, "O.K. You put ‘Ole =
died. Boat for sale."
Dr Bob Griffin =
Knows Me, This I Love!"