Debbie was taught, “There is safety in =
numbers. My numbers are .22, .357, .45, 9mm, 30-06 and .38 =
special.”
Steve shared, “I’m the real package, but there =
may have been some shipping and handling damage.”
Boyd confided, “All I’m saying is, if we had a =
dungeon, my wife would decorate it with throw =
pillows.”
Mark said, “When I was in high school, I was in a =
gang that did everything together. We called it the =
‘Marching Band’.”
Jeff thought, “Women spend more time wondering what =
a man is thinking, than that man spends actually =
thinking.”
Rick admits, “Most people write =
‘Congrats’ because they don’t know how to spell =
congradulashuns!”
Gordy relates, “I used to have a can opener, but it =
quit working. I still have it, but changed its name of a =
can’t opener.”
Susan claimed, “My New Year’s Resolution was =
to save $10,000 by Dec 31, 2019. So excited I’m already at =
$6.85”
Karrie reminds, “Don’t wear headphones and =
listen to music while vacuuming. I finished the whole house before =
I realized the vacuum had come unplugged.”
Scott sadly said, “I hear they’re not making =
shortbread any longer.”
Ken cried, “Every single morning, I walk down the =
block and get him by the same bike. It’s a vicious =
cycle.”
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Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] =
www.grif.net
"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"