Did you hear =
about the quarterback who faked the throw and ran the ball? =
It was a faux =
pass.
Did you hear =
about the old lady who lived in a shoe?
When she =
became an empty-nester, she moved to a flat.
Did you hear =
about the two medical residents invited to a Halloween party and bought =
one set of army fatigues?
One wore the =
top half and the other wore the bottom half and went as an upper and =
lower GI.
Did you hear =
about the gang of jewel thieves that never got =
caught?
Evidently they =
had a good ring leader.
Did you hear about the girl I wanted to date but she knew =
only four vowels?
She didn’t know I existed.
Did you hear =
about the glassblower who inhaled at work?
He left early =
with a pane in his stomach.
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Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] =
www.grif.net
"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"