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12/04/19 Grif.Net – Did You Hear?

12/04/19 Grif.Net – Did You Hear?

Did you hear =
about the quarterback who faked the throw and ran the ball?  =

It was a faux =
pass.

 

Did you hear =
about the old lady who lived in a shoe? 

When she =
became an empty-nester, she moved to a flat.

 

Did you hear =
about the two medical residents invited to a Halloween party and bought =
one set of army fatigues?

One wore the =
top half and the other wore the bottom half and went as an upper and =
lower GI.

 

Did you hear =
about the gang of jewel thieves that never got =
caught?

Evidently they =
had a good ring leader.

 

Did you hear about the girl I wanted to date but she knew =
only four vowels?

She didn’t know I existed.

 

Did you hear =
about the glassblower who inhaled at work?

He left early =
with a pane in his stomach.

 

~~

Dr Bob Griffin =

bob@grif.net =
www.grif.net

"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"