[“When I use a word,” Humpty Dumpty said =
in a rather scornful tone, “it means just what I choose it to mean =
– nothing more nor less.” So let us find a =
“meaning” and then MAKE UP new words to match =
it.]
ATHLETHARGY =3D the triumph of the La-Z-Boy over the =
Stair-Master
BASEBULL =3D the endless litany of RBI’s, =
records, ERA’s and team trivia often repeated by =
base-bores
CELLFISH =3D someone who talks on the phone to the =
exclusion of real people he/she is with
DUDEVORCE =
=3D when two bros end their friendship
ERRORIST =3D =
someone who is repeatedly and invariably wrong
FAUXPOLOGY =
=3D an insincere expression of regret
METOX =3D to =
take a break from self-absorption
NONVERSATION =
=3D a meaningless or useless conversation
TEXTPECTATION =3D the anticipation felt when awaiting =
a response to your message
YOUNIVERSE =
=3D the immediate environment of the terminal =
narcissist
[. . . adapted from Reader’s =
Digest]
~~
Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] www.grif.net =
"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"