“I could =
have been rich. My grandfather invented the cold air balloon but it =
never really took off.”
“Looking =
50 is great only if you’re really =
70.”
“I was playing chess with my friend and he said, =
‘Let’s make this interesting’. So we stopped playing =
chess.”
“I’=
m at an age when my back goes out more than I =
do.”
“The =
first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume knob also turns =
to the left.”
“At my =
age, flowers scare me.”
“These =
days about half the stuff in my shopping cart says, ‘For fast =
relief.’”
“I’=
m not having hot flashes, but I think my inner child may be playing with =
matches.”
“I will =
not let aging get me down. It’s too hard to get back =
up.”
~~
Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] =
www.grif.net
"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"