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09/27/19 Grif.Net – Status Reports

09/27/19 Grif.Net – Status Reports

Bruce =
admitted, “I saw a letter lying on the doormat. The envelope said =
‘DO NOT BEND’, so I spent the next 2 hours trying to figure =
out how to pick it up.”

 

Sharon confessed: “In tsunami, the T is silent. In =
honest, the H is silent. In knee, the K is silent.  When mom is =
mad, the whole house is silent.”

 

Billy admitted, “If the self-check-out lanes at the =
store had mirrors, I’d definitely use them. I’d love to check =
myself out while I check myself out.”

 

Cheryle replied, “I’m so single, if I win a =
trip for two, I’d have to go twice.”

 

Tim reminded us, “You =
can’t be number 1 unless you’re =
odd.”

 

Susan related, =
“My favorite hobbies are eating and complaining that I’m =
getting fat.”

 

Bill said, =
“We should legalize marijuana in all states, tax its sale and use =
the money to fix streets and roads and call it Operation =
Pothole”

 

Niki =
remembered, “When I was little my dad would put me in a tire and =
roll me downhill.  Those were the goodyears.”

 

Emery shared =
that his pastor has changed wording at funerals. “Saying =
‘dead’ seems harsh and severe, so we are now saying the =
person was ‘uploaded to the =
cloud’.”

 

Reed recalled, “Yesterday was pretty memorable. I =
forget why.”

 

Juli shared, “My favorite superheroes are Baskin and =
Robbin.”

 

Micah =
wondered, “I often lose sleep worrying about my =
insomnia.”

 

Wayne mentioned, “Finally, at age 76 everything is =
starting to click for me.  My knees, my back, my elbows, my =
neck.”

 

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Dr Bob Griffin =

bob@grif.net =
www.grif.net

"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"