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08/06/19 Grif.Net – Status Updates from my Friends

08/06/19 Grif.Net – Status Updates from my Friends

Tim said, “If you boil a funny bone, it turns into a =
laughing stock. I find that humerus.”

 

Billy said, =
“My therapist told me ‘Write letters to people you hate and =
burn them.’  Did that, but now I don’t know what to do =
with the letters.”

 

Maria said, =
“I signed up for my company’s 401k, but now I’m =
nervous. I’ve never run that far =
before.”

 

Ken said, “It’s been a strange day. First, I =
found a hat full of money. Then, I was chased by an angry man with a =
guitar.”

 

Scott said, =
“My Facebook time-line looks like the nursing home has picture =
day.”

 

Miguel said, =
“My wife complained that the way my life was revolving around =
Facebook had destroyed the way we communicate as a family, so I blocked =
her.”

 

Sue said, =
“I can’t believe I got arrested for impersonating a Congresswoman. =
I was just sitting there doing nothing.”

 

Len said, =
“Tried calling the tinnitus hot line. No answer.  Just kept =
ringing and ringing.”

 

Wayne said, =
“I wanted to go jogging, but as a Bible believer I read Proverbs =
28:1 that says ‘the wicked run when no one is chasing them’ =
so there’s that.”

 

Marilyn said, =
“I don’t call it getting old.  I say I’ve =
outlived my warranty and living beyond my expiration =
date.”

 

~~

Dr Bob Griffin =

bob@grif.net =
www.grif.net

"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"