Len said, =
“Apparently when you donate blood, it has to be your =
own.”
Wayne said, “The trampoline was on sale for fifty =
per cent off. Needless to say, I jumped on the offer.”
Ken =
said, “This year I can’t plant flowers because I =
haven’t botany.”
Sheila said, =
“I’m looking for a bug spray that also repels =
humans.”
Mike said, =
“My wife loves me! =
She just surprised me with a $500k Life Insurance Policy and a trip to =
the Dominican Republic!”
Tanya said, =
“Don’t be sad. Sad backwards is das, and das not =
good.”
Rachel said, =
“I was in bed and looked at the ceiling and thought, ‘It =
might not be the best ceiling in the world, but it’s right up =
there.’”
Marilyn said, =
“My family says I =
talk in my sleep. but no one at work has ever mentioned =
it.”
Tim said, =
“My favorite childhood memory is my back not =
hurting.”
Scott said, =
“I’m at that =
age where my mind still thinks I’m 29, my humor suggests I’m =
13, while my body mostly keeps asking if I’m sure I’m not =
dead yet.”
~~
Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] =
www.grif.net
"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"