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07/17/19 Grif.Net – Status Updates from my Friends

07/17/19 Grif.Net – Status Updates from my Friends

Len said, =
“Apparently when you donate blood, it has to be your =
own.”

 

Wayne said, “The trampoline was on sale for fifty =
per cent off. Needless to say, I jumped on the offer.”

Ken =
said, “This year I can’t plant flowers because I =
haven’t botany.”

 

Sheila said, =
“I’m looking for a bug spray that also repels =
humans.”

 

Mike said, =
My wife loves me! =
She just surprised me with a $500k Life Insurance Policy and a trip to =
the Dominican Republic!”

 

Tanya said, =
“Don’t be sad. Sad backwards is das, and das not =
good.”

 

Rachel said, =
“I was in bed and looked at the ceiling and thought, ‘It =
might not be the best ceiling in the world, but it’s right up =
there.’”

 

Marilyn said, =
My family says I =
talk in my sleep. but no one at work has ever mentioned =
it.”

 

Tim said, =
“My favorite childhood memory is my back not =
hurting.”

 

Scott said, =
I’m at that =
age where my mind still thinks I’m 29, my humor suggests I’m =
13, while my body mostly keeps asking if I’m sure I’m not =
dead yet.”

 

~~

Dr Bob Griffin =

bob@grif.net =
www.grif.net

"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"