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07/16/19 Grif.Net – Matchmaker

07/16/19 Grif.Net – Matchmaker

A young lady =
visited a dating service and requested, "I’m looking for a spouse. =
Can you please help me to find a suitable =
one?"

 

The matchmaker =
said, "What exactly are you looking =
for?"

 

"Well, =
let me think . . . He must

1) Be good =
looking, polite, humorous, sporty, and =
knowledgeable.

2) Be good at =
singing and dancing and enjoy going out at =
night.

3) Be willing =
to accompany me the whole day at home during my leisure hour if I don’t =
go out.

4) Be able to =
tell me interesting stories when I need a companion for conversation and =
be silent when I want to rest."

 

The matchmaker =
entered the information into the computer and, in a matter of moments, =
handed the results to the woman:

 

"Buy a =
television."

 

~~

Dr Bob Griffin =

bob@grif.net =
www.grif.net

"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"