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06/24/19 Grif.Net – Just Wondrin’

06/24/19 Grif.Net – Just Wondrin’

[Collection of odd thoughts that crossed the wasteland of what’s =
left of my brain . . . ]

 

I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people =
die of natural causes.

 

When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing a weed and =
not a valuable plant is to pull on it. If it comes out of the ground =
easily, it is a valuable plant.

 

The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a =
replacement.

 

There are two kinds of pedestrians: the quick and the =
dead.

 

An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys. =

 

If quitters never win, and winners never quit, then who said, =
“Quit while you’re ahead?”

 

Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can =
die.

 

The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth. =

 

Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach that person to =
use the Internet and they won’t bother you for weeks. =

 

Some people are like Slinky’s – not really good for anything, =
but you still can’t help but smile when you see one tumble down the =
stairs.

 

~~

Dr Bob Griffin =

bob@grif.net =
www.grif.net

"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"