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05/01/19 Grif.Net – Puns O’Plenty

05/01/19 Grif.Net – Puns O’Plenty

[First weekday =
of the month? Yep. More puns a’comin’]

An auto club =
tow truck stopped beside me at a street light today and the =
driver’s head was down and he was wiping away tears. I thought to =
myself, "That guy’s headed for a breakdown!"

Most =
weight lifters are biceptual.

 

What do you =
call a knight who is afraid to fight? Sir =
Render.

 

My friend is a =
moonshine artist and excells at "still =
life".

 

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Dr Bob Griffin =

bob@grif.net =
www.grif.net

"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"