From Michelle =
– “FYI, you pee on a jellyfish sting NOT on a jelly =
stain. My apologies to the waitress at Waffle =
House.”
From Johnny =
– “Breaking News: Wealthy Christians outed in scheme to get =
their kids into elite Vacation Bible =
School.”
From Wayne =
– “How did I get that scar =
on my brow? Well, your mom was putting her purse in the backseat and . . =
. . “
From Jean – “If you ask me what I’m doing and I =
answer ‘Drinking coffee’, it doesn’t mean you should =
talk to me. It means I’m drinking coffee.”
From Sue – “Bread is like the sun. It rises in the yeast =
and sets in the waist.”
From Ken – “A perfect summer day is when the sun is =
shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn =
mower is broken.”
From Carl – “You really can never be sure exactly how many =
chameleons are in your house.”
From Scott – “While at the beach, I saw a guy give his =
girl a beautiful balloon. She wrote on it, ‘Will you propose to =
me?’ He immediately popped the =
question.”
From Marilyn – “Bob, your birthday last week reminded me =
of a great Chinese poet: Yung No Mo.”
From John – “Doing crunches now, twice a day. =
Captain in the morning and Nestle at =
night.”
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Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] =
www.grif.net
"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"