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02/25/19 Grif.Net – Things I’ve Never Heard a Redneck Say

02/25/19 Grif.Net – Things I’ve Never Heard a Redneck Say

Trim the fat off that steak.

The tires on that truck are too =
big.

 

I’ll have the Arugula and Radicchio salad.

 

Cappuccino tastes better than Espresso.

 

Unsweetened tea tastes better.

 

Would you like your fish poached or broiled?

 

My fianc=E9e, Bobbie Jo, is registered at Tiffany’s. =

 

Little Debbie snack cakes have too many fat grams. =

 

The Cowboys suck.

 

I’ll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex.

 

Duct tape won’t fix that.

 

Honey, I think we should sell the pickup and buy an mini-van. =

 

We don’t keep firearms in this house.

 

Has anybody seen the sideburns trimmer?

 

You can’t feed that to the dog.

 

I thought Graceland was tacky.

 

No kids in the back of the pickup, it’s just not safe. =

 

Pro wrestling’s fake.

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