shared a story about employment history. Figure it may be =
I got a job at the custom wheel shop but I got =
So then I went =
to work for the muffler shop, but it was =
I took a stab =
at selling knives but I just couldn’t cut it. =
Then I tried =
being a lumberjack but I couldn’t hack that =
I thought =
about being a historian but there was no future in =
I got fired =
from the watch factory because I kept making faces.
I used to work =
for Pepsi until I tested positive for Coke.
So I finally =
ended up at the coffee shop, but it was the same old =
I quit my job =
at the helium balloon factory. I refuse to be spoken to in that =
My origami =
I was gonna be =
a psychic, but I didn’t see it in my future.
I tried to be =
a mechanic but I went nuts with screwing up and =
Finally when =
seeking another job I was asked, “What do you do?"
work for my dad"
“Well, what does your dad do?" =
"Oh he’s retired"
So, now I’m =
self-employed, but had to fire myself for embezzlement and for showing =
up late after lunch every day.
Dr Bob Griffin =
Knows Me, This I Love!"