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02/11/19 Grif.Net – Dr Geezer

02/11/19 Grif.Net – Dr Geezer

An =
old geezer became very bored in retirement and decided to open a medical =
clinic. He put a sign up outside that said: "Dr. Geezer’s clinic. =
Get your treatment for $500. If not cured, get back =
$1,000."

 

Doct=
or "Young," who was positive that this old geezer didn’t know =
beans about medicine, thought this would be a great opportunity to get =
$1,000. So he went to Dr. Geezer’s clinic.

 

Dr. =
Young: "Dr. Geezer, I have lost all taste in my mouth. Can you =
please help me??"

 

Dr. =
Geezer: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops =
in Dr. Young’s mouth."

 

Dr. =
Young: “Aaagh !! — This is =
Gasoline!”

 

Dr. =
Geezer: "Congratulations! You’ve got your taste back. That will be =
$500."

 

Dr. =
Young gets annoyed and goes back after a couple of days figuring to =
recover his money.

 

Dr. =
Young: "I have lost my memory, I cannot remember =
anything."

 

Dr. =
Geezer: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops =
in the patient’s mouth."

 

Dr. =
Young: "Oh, no you don’t, — that is =
Gasoline!"

 

Dr. =
Geezer: "Congratulations! You’ve got your memory back. That will be =
$500."

 

Dr. =
Young (after having lost $1000) leaves angrily and comes back after =
several more days.

 

Dr. =
Young: "My eyesight has become weak — I can hardly see =
anything!!!!”

 

Dr. =
Geezer: "Well, I don’t have any medicine for that so, here’s your =
$1000 back." (giving him a check for $10)

 

Dr. =
Young: "But this is only for $10, not =
1000.”

 

Dr. =
Geezer: "Congratulations! You got your vision back!; That will be =
$500."

 

Mora=
l of story:
Just because you’re "Young" doesn’t mean that =
you can outsmart an "old Geezer".

And remember: =

Don’t make old people mad. We don’t like being old in the first =
place, so it doesn’t take much to tick us off.

 

~~

Dr Bob Griffin =

bob@grif.net www.grif.net =

"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"