From Janice: =
“My neighbor knocked on my door at 2:30 am. 2:30 in the =
morning!! Can you imagine? Lucky for him I was still up playing my =
drums.”
From Scott: =
“Sorry I sprayed WD-40 in your mouth. But it did stop the =
annoying noise that was coming out.”
From Wayne: =
“So much for enjoying ‘the golden years’. No one told =
me rigor mortis sets in while you’re still =
alive.”
From =
Christina: “My algebra teacher must be really tight with =
Jesus. Pretty sure he was speaking in tongues =
today.”
From Maria: =
“12 mega plus =3D 54; 30 double =3D 68; 18 super =3D 82; 12 super =
giant =3D 72. I think toilet paper math is the hardest math to =
do.”
From Billy: =
“I asked, ‘Alexa, what do women really want?’ =
Stupid things hasn’t shut up for three days =
straight.”
From =
John: “The sailors in the Navy would like the women in =
Congress to watch their mouths, please.”
From Mark: =
“Remember that I am self-employed. If you see me talking to =
myself, please do not interrupt my staff =
meeting.”
From Joanna: =
“I saw a book titled ‘How to Solve 50% of Your =
Problems’. I immediately bought =
two.”
~~
Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] =
www.grif.net
"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"