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01/21/19 Grif.Net – Driving

01/21/19 Grif.Net – Driving

[Random =
Observations about Driving]

 

“Someone =
complimenting me on my driving. They even left a little note under my =
wiper saying, ‘Parking Fine”.

 

“It =
takes 8,640 screws and bolts to assemble an automobile, and one nut to =
scatter it all across the road.”

 

“The =
best car safety device is a rear view mirror with a cop in =
it.”

 

“When =
buying a used car, punch the radio buttons. If all the stations are =
heavy metal or hard rock, there’s a good change the transmission =
is shot”

 

“Any man =
who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving =
the kiss the attention it deserves.”

 

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Dr Bob Griffin =

bob@grif.net =
www.grif.net

"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"