[Assorted Q/A =
for the kids to use in school over the next couple =
weeks.]
Q. Why did the =
gingerbread man go to the doctors?
A. He was =
feeling crummy.
Q. =
What do you have in December that you don’t have in any other =
month?
A. =
The letter “D”
Q. =
What time is it when little white flakes fall past the classroom =
window?
A. =
Snow and Tell.
Q. =
How do you keep the ice/snow from giving you cold =
feet?
A. =
Don’t walk outside BRRfooted.
Q. What did =
the gingerbread man put on his bed?
A. A cookie =
sheet!
Q. =
What sound does a turkey’s phone make?
A. =
Wing! Wing!
Q. If 11 elves =
were working in Santa’s shop and another joined him, what would he =
be called?
A. The =
twelf
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Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] =
www.grif.net
"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"