Do you ever =
get the feeling that the only reason we actually vote is to find out if =
the pollsters were correct?
If God had =
intended for me to vote He would have given me =
candidates.
A fool and his =
money are soon elected.
It’s not =
the ‘voting’ that’s democracy; it’s the =
‘counting’.
Vote for the =
candidate who promises the least. That way you will be less =
disappointed a year from now.
Elections are =
when people find out what politicians stand for, and politicians find =
out what people will fall for.
Democracy is =
the counting of heads, regardless of the =
contents.
In Wyoming, =
voting is looked upon as a right and a duty. In Chicago, =
it’s a sport.
Trying to =
reason with a liberal is like trying to explain social media to your =
great grandmother.
I remember =
when Halloween was the scariest night of the year. Now, it’s =
Election night.
And a question =
that will make you think:
What’s the difference between most =
politicians and a flying pig?
The letter =
“f”.
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Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] =
www.grif.net
"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"