Q. What day do eggs fear the most?
Q. Why were the Stars Wars films released in the sequence of =
A. Because directed they were by =
Q. Why did =
Grandma read the obituaries every morning?
A. To find out =
which guys are single again.
Q. What’s the Government worker’s favorite day of the =
A. Tuesday. There’s no point starting =
anything new so shortly before the =
Q. Why isn’t there any record of shark attacks on =
A. Sharks observe professional courtesy.
Q. What hard rock group has four dudes but none of them plays a =
A. Mount Rushmore.
Q. What part =
of the room is the warmest?
A. The corner =
is always 90 degrees.
Dr Bob Griffin =
Knows Me, This I Love!"