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10/29/18 Grif.Net – Off-Beat Questions

10/29/18 Grif.Net – Off-Beat Questions

Q. What day do eggs fear the most?

A. Friday.

 

Q. Why were the Stars Wars films released in the sequence of =
4,5,6,1,2,3?

A. Because directed they were by =
Yoda.

 

Q. Why did =
Grandma read the obituaries every morning?

A. To find out =
which guys are single again.

 

Q. What’s the Government worker’s favorite day of the =
week?

A. Tuesday. There’s no point starting =
anything new so shortly before the =
weekend.

 

Q. Why isn’t there any record of shark attacks on =
lawyers?

A. Sharks observe professional courtesy.

Q. What hard rock group has four dudes but none of them plays a =
guitar?

A. Mount Rushmore.

 

Q. What part =
of the room is the warmest?

A. The corner =
is always 90 degrees.

 

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Dr Bob Griffin =

bob@grif.net =
www.grif.net

"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"