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10/04/18 Grif.Net – Life Lessons (part 1)

10/04/18 Grif.Net – Life Lessons (part 1)

[Some of Dave =
Barry’s Lessons he’s learned about life]

 

**The badness =
of a movie is directly proportional to the number of helicopters in =
it.

 

**You will =
never find anybody who can give you a clear and compelling reason why we =
observe daylight-saving time.

 

**The most =
valuable function performed by the federal government is =
entertainment.

 

**You should =
never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests you think =
she’s pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at =
that moment.

 

**They can =
hold all the peace talks they want, but there will never be peace in the =
Middle East.  Billions of years from now, when Earth is hurtling =
toward the Sun and there is nothing left alive on the planet except a =
few microorganisms, the microorganisms living in the Middle East will be =
bitter enemies.

 

**The one =
thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, =
economic status, or ethnic background, is that, deep down inside, we all =
believe that we are above-average drivers.

 

**There comes =
a time when you should stop expecting other people to make a big deal =
about your birthday. That time is age 11.

 

**There is a =
very fine line between "hobby" and "mental =
illness."

 

~~

Dr Bob Griffin =

bob@grif.net =
www.grif.net

"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"