People often =
ask where I get inane jokes and humorous stories that I post on my daily =
blog. Often, from YOU. Here is some more drivel from my =
“friends” that, as a public service, I pass along to =
Scott: I was =
sitting, drinking coffee in my slippers this morning. I thought to =
myself, I really need to wash some mugs.
Pharaohs were buried with their arms crossed over their chests because =
ancient Egyptians believed they rode a waterslide into the =
Paul: Water is =
the most essential element of life, because without water, you =
can’t make coffee
Someone’s been adding soil to my garden, but I don’t know =
why. I think the plot thickens.
Found ringtone that says “Amen”. Now I no longer have =
to slience my phone in church.
Alex: On my =
tombstone I want it to say, “He exercised every day of his life =
and died anyway.”
Ken H: I =
thought growing old would take longer.
Melvin: A bird =
in the hand makes it difficult to blow your =
Elizabeth: To =
be frank I would have to change my name.
Gino: Stop =
complaining about your life. There are people who literally live =
Dr Bob Griffin
"Jesus Knows Me, This I =