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09/03/18 Grif.Net – Not Just Puns

09/03/18 Grif.Net – Not Just Puns

[First weekday =
of each month we share word-plays. Occasionally one may accidentally be =
punny]

 

Kids that =
dislike Brussels sprouts end up with only Brussels Sprouts on their =
plates at the end of the meal. Obviously a case of trying to delay the =
inedible.

 

They have now =
grown vocal chords in the laboratory.  The results speak for =
themselves.      

 

A cheese truck =
ran into a cabbage truck. De brie was everywhere; heads =
rolled.

 

My doctor says =
I must give up those little intimate dinners for four unless I take =
others with me.

 

I love my dog =
Minton.  Sadly, he ate all my shuttlecocks. Bad =
Minton.

 

~~

Dr Bob Griffin =

[email protected] www.grif.net =

"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"