08/02/18 Grif.Net – Fairy Tale

08/02/18 Grif.Net – Fairy Tale

[Random =
fractured fairy tale ideas]


As a child, the wicked magician always wanted to saw =
people in half.  Was he an only child?

No, he had lots of half-brothers and =


Do you know what’s inside Aladdin’s =

Me neither. It would take a genie-us to find =


How did Jack know how many beans his cow was =

He used a cowculator


How could the little =
tin soldier be in the army ever since he was a tiny =
He =
joined the infantry


What goes: MUF OF EIF =
A =
giant walking backwards


Why was =
Cinderella such a bad soccer player?

Her =
coach was a pumpkin, she couldn’t keep her shoes on, and she kept =
running away from the ball.


[Sadly, =
this is a REAL fairy tale:]

Have =
you heard of the ‘Federal Budget-Cutting =

You don’t actually reduce =
your weight; you only reduce your rate of gain.



Dr Bob Griffin = =

"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"