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08/02/18 Grif.Net – Fairy Tale

08/02/18 Grif.Net – Fairy Tale

[Random =
fractured fairy tale ideas]

 

As a child, the wicked magician always wanted to saw =
people in half.  Was he an only child?

No, he had lots of half-brothers and =
sisters

 

Do you know what’s inside Aladdin’s =
lamp?

Me neither. It would take a genie-us to find =
out

 

How did Jack know how many beans his cow was =
worth?

He used a cowculator

 

How could the little =
tin soldier be in the army ever since he was a tiny =
baby?
He =
joined the infantry

 

What goes: MUF OF EIF =
IF?
A =
giant walking backwards

 

Why was =
Cinderella such a bad soccer player?

Her =
coach was a pumpkin, she couldn’t keep her shoes on, and she kept =
running away from the ball.

 

[Sadly, =
this is a REAL fairy tale:]

Have =
you heard of the ‘Federal Budget-Cutting =
Diet’?

You don’t actually reduce =
your weight; you only reduce your rate of gain.

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Dr Bob Griffin =

bob@grif.net =
www.grif.net

"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"