fractured fairy tale ideas]
As a child, the wicked magician always wanted to saw =
people in half. Was he an only child?
No, he had lots of half-brothers and =
Do you know what’s inside Aladdin’s =
Me neither. It would take a genie-us to find =
How did Jack know how many beans his cow was =
He used a cowculator
How could the little =
tin soldier be in the army ever since he was a tiny =
joined the infantry
What goes: MUF OF EIF =
giant walking backwards
Why was =
Cinderella such a bad soccer player?
coach was a pumpkin, she couldn’t keep her shoes on, and she kept =
running away from the ball.
this is a REAL fairy tale:]
you heard of the ‘Federal Budget-Cutting =
You don’t actually reduce =
your weight; you only reduce your rate of gain.
Dr Bob Griffin =
Knows Me, This I Love!"