[Random =
fractured fairy tale ideas]
As a child, the wicked magician always wanted to saw =
people in half. Was he an only child?
No, he had lots of half-brothers and =
sisters
Do you know what’s inside Aladdin’s =
lamp?
Me neither. It would take a genie-us to find =
out
How did Jack know how many beans his cow was =
worth?
He used a cowculator
How could the little =
tin soldier be in the army ever since he was a tiny =
baby?He =
joined the infantry
What goes: MUF OF EIF =
IF?A =
giant walking backwards
Why was =
Cinderella such a bad soccer player?
Her =
coach was a pumpkin, she couldn’t keep her shoes on, and she kept =
running away from the ball.
[Sadly, =
this is a REAL fairy tale:]
Have =
you heard of the ‘Federal Budget-Cutting =
Diet’?
You don’t actually reduce =
your weight; you only reduce your rate of gain.
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Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] =
www.grif.net
"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"