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07/30/18 Grif.Net – Home Again

07/30/18 Grif.Net – Home Again

[But the =
cruise ship humor floats on]

 

Odd questions =
asked on board our ship and answers courtesy of the crew (if needed; =
some are “duh” questions)

 

Q: “Is =
the water in my cabin’s toilet fresh water or sea =
water?”

A: [Room =
Steward] “I don’t know. I haven’t tasted =
it.”

 

Q: “What =
time is the Midnight Buffet?”

 

Q: “Does =
the crew sleep on board ship like we do?”
A: [Cruise Director] =
“No, late at night they are put in lifeboats and towed behind the =
ship.”

 

Q: “If =
there are no names on the pictures the ship’s photographer takes, =
how can we tell which are ours?”

 

Q: “Is =
the water in the ocean real?  What is it made of?”
A: =
[Purser] “It is two parts hydrogen and one part =
oxygen.”
Q: “See, I said it was fake, didn’t =
I?”

 

Q: “Does =
the elevator go to the front of the ship?”

 

Q: “Will =
this mediocre band blasting their horns in the Dining Room play anything =
I ask?”

A: [Waiter] =
“Of course, my lady!”

Q: =
“Good. Could you tell them to go play ‘shuffleboard’ =
instead?”

 

~~

Dr Bob Griffin =

bob@grif.net =
www.grif.net

"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"