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07/16/18 Grif.Net – Diet Week, Day One

07/16/18 Grif.Net – Diet Week, Day One

[Ev=
er had a few days off and when you returned to your normal routine, =
found you’d gained 10 pounds? I decided today to just snack and =
limit eating big feasts only if I was at the royal palace. Then I =
realized on my first three blocks’ drive were burger KING, dairy =
QUEEN and the white CASTLE. =
<sigh>]

Who=
says I’ve got no will power – I’ll get that pecan pie if it’s the last =
thing I do.

 

Sta=
y out of bed, and stay active, and eat rice and fish – and eventually =
you die.

 

Wil=
lpower is the ability to resist temptation until you can be sure that =
no-one’s looking.

 

I’d=
have no objection to people who eat like sparrows if they’d only stop =
that everlasting chirping about it.

 

The=
doctor said apples were non-fattening so I ate 68 of the little devils. =

 

You=
came downstairs in the middle of the night because you thought you =
heard burglars? Got them trapped in the refrigerator, have you? =

 

I&#=
8217;m trying a new diet. Coconuts and bananas. Haven’t lost any weight, =
but boy can I climb a tree.

 

The=
re’s a new Chinese diet. Order all the food you want but use only one =
chopstick.

 

Las=
t Monday I started a weekly course of specialy-packaged diet meals. =
They’re really were satisfying my hunger until I realized they were all =
gone by Tuesday breakfast.

 

~~

Dr Bob Griffin

bob@grif.net www.grif.net

"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"