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07/11/18 Grif.Net – Conversion of Measurement

07/11/18 Grif.Net – Conversion of Measurement

[Here are a dozen modern terms for familiar =
measurements offered to the young millennials]

 

2000 =
pounds of Chinese soup =3D  Won  ton

 

1 =
millionth of a mouthwash =3D  1 microscope

 

Time =
between slipping on a peel  and smacking the pavement =3D 1 =
bananosecond

 

1 =
million bicycles =3D 2  megacycles

 

Time =
it takes to sail 220 yards at 1 nautical mile per hour =3D  =
Knot-furlong

 

365.25 =
days of drinking diet soda =3D 1 lite year

 

16.5 =
feet in the Twilight Zone =3D 1 Rod Serling

 

Half =
of a large intestine =3D 1 semicolon

 

1000 =
aches =3D 1 kilohurtz

 

Basic =
energy unit of laryngitis =3D 1  hoarsepower

 

453.6 =
graham crackers =3D 1 pound cake

 

10 =
rations =3D 1  decoration

 

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Dr Bob Griffin =

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