Q: How is my =
dog like a smart phone?
A: Both have =
collar I.D.
Q: What do you =
call a dog magician?
A: A =
labracadabrador
Q: What did =
the mama dog say to her puppy?
A: =
“We’re eating dinner soon. Don’t fill up on =
homework.”
Q: Why =
aren’t dogs good dancers?
A: Because =
they have two left feet!
Q: =
What do you =
get when you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle, and a =
rooster?
A: =
A =
cockerpoodledoo
Q: Why did the =
dog run around and around in circles chasing its own =
tail?
A: He was =
trying to make both ends meet.
~~
Dr Bob Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net
"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"