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03/22/18 Grif.Net – Dog Q&A for Kids

03/22/18 Grif.Net – Dog Q&A for Kids

Q: How is my =
dog like a smart phone? 

A: Both have =
collar I.D.

 

Q: What do you =
call a dog magician?

A: A =
labracadabrador

 

Q: What did =
the mama dog say to her puppy?

A: =
“We’re eating dinner soon. Don’t fill up on =
homework.”

 

Q: Why =
aren’t dogs good dancers?

A: Because =
they have two left feet!

 

Q: =
What do you =
get when you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle, and a =
rooster?

A: =
A =
cockerpoodledoo

 

Q: Why did the =
dog run around and around in circles chasing its own =
tail?

A: He was =
trying to make both ends meet.

 

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Dr Bob Griffin

bob@grif.net www.grif.net

"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"