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03/01/18 Grif.Net – Words at Play

03/01/18 Grif.Net – Words at Play

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the world of word-play]

When I was young, cosmetic surgery was =
almost a taboo subject.  Now I can talk about Botox and nobody =
raises an eyebrow.

 

Sometimes I tuck my knees =
into my chest and lean forward. That’s just how I =
roll.

 

Why do =
cow-milking stools only have three legs instead of four? Obviously the =
cow’s got the udder

 

When heat =
went out at a local middle school, the students keeping warm by bundling =
in winter coats actually turned in much higher test scores than =
before.  This breakthrough is now known as the Refrigerator Magnet =
School.

 

Are there a lot of first-person singular objective =
pronouns, or is it just me?

 

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"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"