[Some =
old, some new, but hopefully one makes you smile or =
groan]
What’s the difference =
between a pigeon and a Baptist pastor?
The pigeon can still make a =
sizable deposit on a Mercedes.
What’s the difference =
between a well-dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a =
bicycle?
Attire.
What’s the difference =
between Santa Claus and a dog?
Santa wears a suit and a dog =
just pants.
What’s the =
difference between a zippo and a hippo?
One is heavy =
while the other is a little lighter.
What’s the =
difference between mechanical engineers and civil engineers? =
Mechanical engineers build weapons; civil engineers build =
targets.
What’s the =
difference between the mafia and the Federal Government?
The Mafia is =
organized.
What’s the =
difference between a photocopier and the flu?
One makes facsimiles =
and the other makes sick families.
What’s the difference =
between a cat and a comma?
One has claws at the end of its =
paws; the other has a pause at the end of a =
clause.
What is the =
difference between ignorance and apathy?
I don’t know and I don’t =
care.
What’s the difference =
between a joke and a rhetorical question?
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Dr =
Bob Griffin
[email protected] =
www.grif.net
"Jesus Knows Me, =
This I Love!"