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02/01/18 Grif.Net – Just Thinkin’

02/01/18 Grif.Net – Just Thinkin’

[Following our pattern, on the first weekday of a =
month we share some random thoughts and quality =
word-plays]

 

My new thesaurus is =
terrible. Not only that, but it’s also terrible.

 

Speaking of that, I =
swallowed a dictionary and got thesaurus throat I’ve ever =
had.

 

Did you know the average person sleeps =
under 3 layers of covers during the cold winter months?  This is =
not a joke, just a blanket statement.

 

I got fired from my job at the bank today. =
An old lady came in and asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her =
over.

 

If Americans switched from =
pounds to kilograms overnight, there would be mass =
confusion.
 

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Dr Bob =
Griffin

bob@grif.net www.grif.net =

"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"