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01/30/18 Grif.Net – Overheard

01/30/18 Grif.Net – Overheard

With a buddy when he got an “emergency” =
text from his daughter.  He said he had to deal with it, so I =
stepped back and counted ceiling tiles for a minute.  Then he =
shared what he was dealing with . . .

 

Girl: Dad, I =
locked my keys in the car. Can you come get me?

Dad: Sure, where are you?

Girl: At Target.

 

Dad: Be =
there is 15 minutes

Girl: COME QUICK.  It’s starting =
to rain and the back windows are both down.

He looked a little sheepishly at me and I think I =
heard him muttering under his breath, “I’m worried about =
that girl”.

~~~ANSWERS =
to EIGHT ATE Homonym Quiz

1. What =
would we do if we found bad plants spoiling our lawn?  WE’D =
WEED

 

2. What is a reddish/purple vegetable that is all worn =
out? BEAT BEET

 

3. What do =
you say in the evening to a soldier in shining armor? NIGHT =
KNIGHT

 

4. Who is married to Uncle Beetle? AUNT =
ANT

 

5. What are groups of sailors on an ocean pleasure =
trip? CREW’S CRUISE

 

6. What is a =
group of musicians that isn’t allow to play? BANNED =
BAND

 

7. What is a weird street of shops that sell =
incredible things? BIZARRE BIZAAR

 

8. If they =
are not here, where are they? THEY’RE THERE

 

9. What is a =
great accomplishment using the ends of your legs? FEET =
FEAT

 

10. What do you call a bucket that has seen a ghost? =
PALE PAIL

 

11. What coins can detect odors? CENTS =
SENSE

 

12. If a devil is completely sinful, what is an angel? =
WHOLLY HOLY

 

~~

Dr Bob Griffin =

bob@grif.net www.grif.net =

"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"